1. Drove 3 hours from 9:30pm to make a party at San Marcos by 12:30 just for my best friends Cinco de Mayo/Birthday Blast.

2. My best friend almost whoop someone’s ass until they had to hold HER back. Yes HER cause she’s a thug. I wish they didn’t cause I really wanted shit to go down and I really wanted to see her whoop that bitch cause she’s so annoying.

3. First night I played beer pong /partied with a British guy, from Poland or something with a really strong British Accent. The whole time everyone was talking in British and we kept saying uuh-right (alright)  and end our sentences with eh. Like I’m going to make that front cup ehh

4. First time I played Super Smash Brawl drunk at 4:00am in the morning, and also my girlfriend got promoted to being our “Shots Comissioner” like Slap Bet Comissioner in HIMYM for holding the bottle of Bacardi all the time. 

5. My cutest nephew just turned 1 and had the Raddest Birthday ever. I swear that kid’s going to grow up balling or Bawse? like my cousin said. Got a nice ass toy car and air jordans already and that nigga just turned 1.

Lmfao. I just want to vent this off before I forget all the things I want to say. First off, I wouldn’t even write this at all if someone didn’t bring this up to me. Yesterday I went with Danielle to Cafe 101 and because we made a pact that I wouldn’t go back there until I turn 21 so we can buy drinks. I ordered a random alcoholic drink because I didn’t know what to get and they ended up giving me a sake bottle and a shot glass. So I took a shot for all these random people. I didn’t care at first because I let you do your own thing, you know? Danielle just had to put it in my face that  that was messed up but I didn’t care because I stopped caring a long ass time ago. I had your back all the way through high school. I took you home every single day. I picked your ass up, every desperate call you made. I took you to all these parties. I even went on this random french party because you needed a guest. Every beer pong game, I had your back. I went home earlier than my curfews to take you home.  I ” fucked” you up right like you said so you can get ready for this.  I felt like “Once you can walk on your own, you never looked back” and that’s the best way to describe it. It’s kinda sad because I’m starting to sound like you. Someone who asks for something when they do something right.  You even told me yourself that “It makes sense that you should only do something for someone when they do something for you”. I’m not asking for you to do shit for me, I just thought you would have my back on the only day I needed your back. I hope this shit is all worth it because I’m not the only one who feels this way. So here’s to you. So Long, You Bastard. ^_^

God knew I have been lonely lately so he has been timing all these situations for me to see so I can laugh my ass off. Two situations just happened to prove it.

First, On the way back from Conroe, I completely forgot to drop off my cousin and missed her exit. If this didn’t happened I would have missed a situation. This is so messed up for laughing but as we got in the middle lane. We saw a dude completely fell off his bike in the rain. He fell in the grass so he was okay but yet it looked so funny at the time so we just busted laughing. Here I was thinking, If I remembered my cousin, I would have missed that. Still fucked up.

Second, Today when I did the typical video tape while taking a shit at @ minhpphhhiiii. I suspected him sitting down and saying W.T.F. Instead I got his ass crack in the air as he reached for the tissues or I don’t know what he’s doing. Timing is Key. Timing makes everything better. My timing has been perfect lately. LMFAO

1. I actually survived

2. Jeff kissed me on the back of the neck as gay as that sounds

3. Mervin started biting me on shoulders, my back then he eventually choked me not realized I was ACTUALLY choking so I had to bite his nipples so hard he had to let go. After I got away, I walked inside my room and sat down for a good 5 minutes to think WTF JUST HAPPENED and felt like I was in mob movie. <—-(LMFAO at this one)

4. I kept calling Kim’s friend Emily and eventually started calling her Michelle Obama so I won’t forget her name again but always ends up doing so

5. My girlfriend passed out on me and ends up waking up COMPLETELY sober a couple of hours later.WTF?

6. I was Valet Parking for the night at my own hotel but got no tips except beer.

7.I kept worrying that whoever was sleeping on the docks might roll a little bit to the left or right and ends up drowning their asses at the bottom of the lake.

8. Me and Wil were the last ones alive and I made both my balls on my last beer pong game on the last cup.

9. Everyone held me down to chug a Greygoose for 10 seconds. That was the first time I ever chugged liquor. 

10. A random bitch came up to me to take a 151 shot WHILE I was playing beer pong. Bitch GTFO. That was a set up, I swear.

11. The only night, me and Jm did not wrestle even though we almost destroy everything at every party we go to. We even shooked our hands and actually went through with it.

12. I hit a couple of bottles in the table, while I was sessioning when I haven’t breaked in 4 months.

13. I took a piss at the lake not realizing there was a group of people next to me.

14. The only night me and Diana actually talked other than saying what’s up.

15. The first and last shot I’ll ever take with my best friend because she gets allergic.

16. Failed at trying to dougie with Meyo and Jb and they just end up laughing their ass off. 

17. Chad kept saying he failed me because we were undefeated until our last game when Chad made none the whole game and there was 1 cup left on each side. Later I even heard he hugged dho and told her he failed. Chad never hugs anyone or at least not dho.

18.Acutally felt special, on my birthday cake moment. I knew something was up when these bitches didn’t let me go with them to buy the beer. 

19. Jm got cake on my face and Jon lu got some cake on my neck. Later on I kept putting cake on his neck while he was playing beer pong. Me,Jb and Meyo were all laughing at it until he finally realized he has cake on his neck but he just ends up eating it instead of trying to figure out who did it =_= LOL.

20. I felt like I was at a war movie at one point, because everyone was slowly dying. Bodies we’re getting carried and I even told my best friend when he was knocking out ” LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND” 

21. I felt sad at the end of the night as I take one last good look at everyone before I slept , because everything just went so perfect and it ended so quick.